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| Saturday - March 20, 2010 |
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 | Flip through a Classic Episode of South Park |
 | What did the blonde in the lifeboat say? |
| How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
| What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? |
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| March 20, 2010 |
| Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie.After buying his ticket, he stops at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $5, he says, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn didn't cost anywhere near this much money. ""Well, sir," the attendant replies with a grin, "you're in for an even bigger surprise -- the movies have sound now." |
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