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| Sunday - November 22, 2009 |
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| Relive the last Decade with The Daily Show |
| Prepare for Thanksgiving by stuffing yourself on Food Jokes. |
| Chime in on Sarah Palin |
| Flip through Pee (the South Park Season Finale) |
| Chat with Funny People. |
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| Offensive Lines: Comics tackle Sports. |
| Tosh.0 on the Bat Dick Pic |
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| November 22, 2009 |
| A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver." |
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